can I set up one of those ‘donate me money because my future is a good cause’ things just so i can, like, eat for the next 2 weeks? honestly, my survival is going to mean good things for humanity.
I’m home alone so I just wanna talk about it so whatever.
I was offered a summer job in an office (very well paid) but it’s very far away and uncommutable, so I called them like “well i’m not sure if that’s the one for me” and they were like “well you were really great at assessment so we’ll just switch you to a diferent role, k?” and i’m like “yeah awesome, perfect”… and so my new role is actually the one I originally wanted where you live in, everything paid for, and you get paid a lot, and you get 3 weeks off. so it’s like super awesome and i’m really happy.
just goes to show if you don’t ask you don’t get. i’m smiling like a dork.
how dare my skin break out just because of my terrible diet and total disregard of regimented skincare
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Something I’ve never noticed before:
Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker
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